Of course it goes without saying…I’m still single. But yet another one of my ex-boyfriends has found the girl of his dreams…It never fails. In my late 20’s it seemed like every time I went on a date the next day Mr. Dream Boat was leaving for vacation…Mr. One Date Wonder would be simply distraught about having to leave me for seven dreadful days, we'd had such a wonderful time, how could he possibly go to a tropical island of pure paradise without sweet little me. He'd passionately kiss me and beg me to wait for him. He would be gone an entire week and he would probably die without me…well maybe it wasn’t always quite that dramatic but whatever, blah, blah, blah... A week would go by and no call from Mr. Wonderful. Then sure enough I’d run into him a month or so later and he would introduce me to his beautiful Fiancé. “Let me guess, you met her on the flight to Hawaii?” “Oh my God-yes. How did you know?”
I always knew because it’s happen so many fringing times. One night I was on a hot date and everything was going great. We kissed for hours. Neither of us could stand the thought of even going one day without each other…and on his way home from dropping me off at my apartment he got pulled over for a taillight out and Wham!-Love at first sight. A million dike women cops but he had to get pulled over by a former Miss Pageant Beauty Queen.
So it should come as no surprise to hear Mr. Handyman is hot and heavy with a new cute little bimbo. I heard they were getting married as soon as her divorce was final. "Divorce is finial...Not fair she's had her chance-it's my turn-Damn it!"
Well, if you want to get hitched just date Kristina Truly, she’s your blonde Good Luck Charm-It must be the Irish in me. “However I would just like to know... Mr. Wee Green Little Man where’s me Pot-Of-Man-Gold?”
Poor KT, she will have to keep searching...Mr. Right is somewhere, sadly however it seems that somewhere is everywhere she's not...!
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